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Have you been in India?
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18/02/2016 at 7:54:06 AM GMT
Have you been in India?
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from Pune to Mumbai (cities in India). So they gather at Pune Station.  Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority (don't ask why). 

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) : 

7 Engineers take only 1 Ticket and the 7 Doctors buy all 7 tickets. The Doctors are wondering at the audacity of the Engineers and they decide to wait for the Train Ticket Examiner (TTE) to come along, so that they can laugh at the engineers when they get busted.

When the TTE arrives, all 7 Engineers get into one toilet. When the TTE knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TTE goes away.

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They are now returning from Mumbai to Pune and decide to break the journey midway at Lonavala (a stop on the way).

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) : Doctors decided, that they will outwit the Engineers this time. The 7 Doctors take only 1 Ticket while the Engineers didn't buy any ticket at all! When the TTE arrives, all Doctors get in one toilet and the Engineers occupy the other toilet. 

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors' toilet, One 
Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket from them and enters the other toilet.

When the TTE knocks on the Engineers' door, they produce a ticket, but they Doctors can't as they don't have one! So he drives out all the Doctors from the toilet and they are fined  heavily.

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On the next part of the journey.

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) : 

Now both the groups are on Lonavala station and with the Doctors planning their last move, they board the local train to Pune.

This time Doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. 

The Doctors take only 1 ticket among them. The Engineers buy all 7 tickets this time.

When the TTE arrives, all Engineers show their tickets.

The Doctors are still searching for the toilet in the LOCAL train! (local trains near Mumbai and Pune don't have toilets in them Razz)



30/12/2016 at 12:30:21 AM GMT
Posts: 38
nice

/RGR